wouldn't it be funny if you were in a war?

wouldn't be funny if you were in a war, and instead of throwing hand grenades, you threw those baby type pumpkins instead. they would think how crazy war is and while they were thinking, you could throw a real hand grenade.

deep thoughts by jack handy

lock down byproducts

lock down byproducts-- a month or so of facebook comments as follows

i figured we could do white face, some prosthetics and a little movie magic

all of sudden the pizza parlor is a hookah lounge

my lifestyle brand is all about acting shoes... sorry my third choice is vodka

we're all paying the bills bubblehead

death is the only liberty until you die-- confucius

i knew that 5g shit was organic all along

yuppir... mine is yuge, which i guess is a lie in lexitrump. i think i just made up a new word

i can do that... for god and country

get me off this crazy thing

haha... don't make me respond with a regurgitated meme

algorithms are not very arithmetic

apparently not... i get a lot of that "attachment not available" shit

damn homie... no wonder you have never spawned... what's it been? a week?

nfs

ima take a knee on this one-- kaepernick

i always mistake the microwave for the bread box

i thought we were all zooming

no offense intended... i have started a practice of push back against false narratives. be careful... the false narrative can be most convincing... that is all. perhaps a browse through some russian-backed youtube channels would assist us in defending ourselves.

i think it's time to exit the planet... i just don't think i would like the company of bezos or musk... maybe branson

coolest orchestra pit ever

i had to watch this like 27 times before i got the wtf outta my head

is not repugnant in the eye of the beholder?

not at all. i find the misinterpretation of it repugnant.

ok so i have to some eat some crow... i failed to properly research my claims, sort of. this photo is certainly not a battle ship or a frigate, which was my initial reaction. the jaraman, the ship sunk, is in fact a frigate. in my defense, a frigate is not a battleship.

I am well aware of his sentence, definitely not enough. just pointing out there are worse miscarriages of justice.

google's head is going to explode over my search history... i use it to spell check

indeed. i was using the familiar instead of the proper. i stand corrected.

btw-- i knew that was going to happen. you should see me fumble around with gender neutrality.

throw some shade on that rona yo

sourcing memes is a true measure of one's intellect-- confucius

double halo

crushed to dust with a mortar and pestual

after he kissed his sister?

I like fruit cakes

let's not politicize fruit cakes

shall we exchange recipes?

maybe we could politicize a vanilla pudding recipe

ummmmm... like a polio vaccine or are you too young?

i so tire of the misuse of the word quarantine

i am pretty sure spy gate was universally debunked

get a real life yo

thank you for outsourcing

friendship is the new normal?

is that a cocktail?

no comment

kiss me from a social distance

most jobs blow

i had a rupture dream

caw three!!

the package would not be enough

fire pit included?

if a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner

philosophy-ing again?

my bad... i mistook cannibals for can·na·bis

got a couple pennies and some butane... can you get an ar?

asking for a friend who is preparing for dystopia

i'll bring my own lipstick/no emojis required

undercroft is one of my favourite words

stay the course, fight the good fight and take all prisoners under your caring arms... u smashin' it.

i wish i could keep up with your memes

i've never had a boner in my life... have you? LOL.. and i rarely use CAPS

i beg to differ but we are still friends

my brain is rotting

drag the rag

can't we all just stfu?

too thick

doppler effect

i need a hug... it's been too long

is that the city or is it the metropolitan area? In 2016, the nine counties of the Chicago metropolitan area accounted for 77.3% of the state's total wages, with the remaining 93 counties at 22.7%.--fact checking headlines is so much more efficient.

the article had too many words in it so i didn't read it

i think they we’re just idiots... was douche bag even a word way back then?

plus you would look so sexy with a whet stone strapped to your ass

sorry bro... cool aid is spelled with a CAP K... command C and command V are just merely ways of distinguishing dicks

 i'll take my knee on both

well gollie gosh-- data mine my butt, and cherry pick my dingleberries

whuddap my niggas.... said no (know) one

Dear Abby-- Have You Ever Had Sex With Your Naval?-- asking for a friend

stoopid is what stoopid does said one troll to another

is this your cousin?

so now all of a sudden i am not considered a we?

you misspelled damn... your last post was most likely irrelevant... please use gender neutrality... don't slip into the ocean

 if i could spell emoji i would

iwhat the fuck are you talking about? all caps and redundancy don't make you literate.

oopsie... didn't spell check that one. i'm just a keyboard warrior missing a couple of digits

is that metric or arabic?

indeed... i have perfected the art of typing out of my ass

how many consonants are there in duh?

branding has been around as long as cows

 love you despite your trumptardiness

i can't hear you with your head so far up your ass

x

Je pleure pour vous Beyrouth

warrior writers/remaking sense

Anxiety of a Weapon Malfunction

The world rattles, Kevlar hops

AKs crackle with star bursting muzzle flash

piff, piff, pop, pop
Cover-fire! Cover-fire!

Drop magazine, lock, load
Pop, pop, pop, snap
Cover-fire! Cover-fire!

Shift position, scan sectors
snap, snap, snap
Misfire! Misfire!

Slap pull observe release tap squeeze
Slap pull observe release squeeze
Slap pull release squeeze!
Slap squeeze!

Slap!
Slap!
Slap!
Slap!


Garrett Reppenhage
Warrior Writers
IVAW

imperfect beauty

there is immense beauty in imperfection

paste a face

let's play paste a face

http://www.insideoutproject.net/

mad genius

there is not enough time in this world for the mad genius that is thus my sole possession.