lock down byproducts

lock down byproducts-- a month or so of facebook comments as follows

i figured we could do white face, some prosthetics and a little movie magic

all of sudden the pizza parlor is a hookah lounge

my lifestyle brand is all about acting shoes... sorry my third choice is vodka

we're all paying the bills bubblehead

death is the only liberty until you die-- confucius

i knew that 5g shit was organic all along

yuppir... mine is yuge, which i guess is a lie in lexitrump. i think i just made up a new word

i can do that... for god and country

get me off this crazy thing

haha... don't make me respond with a regurgitated meme

algorithms are not very arithmetic

apparently not... i get a lot of that "attachment not available" shit

damn homie... no wonder you have never spawned... what's it been? a week?

nfs

ima take a knee on this one-- kaepernick

i always mistake the microwave for the bread box

i thought we were all zooming

no offense intended... i have started a practice of push back against false narratives. be careful... the false narrative can be most convincing... that is all. perhaps a browse through some russian-backed youtube channels would assist us in defending ourselves.

i think it's time to exit the planet... i just don't think i would like the company of bezos or musk... maybe branson

coolest orchestra pit ever

i had to watch this like 27 times before i got the wtf outta my head

is not repugnant in the eye of the beholder?

not at all. i find the misinterpretation of it repugnant.

ok so i have to some eat some crow... i failed to properly research my claims, sort of. this photo is certainly not a battle ship or a frigate, which was my initial reaction. the jaraman, the ship sunk, is in fact a frigate. in my defense, a frigate is not a battleship.

I am well aware of his sentence, definitely not enough. just pointing out there are worse miscarriages of justice.

google's head is going to explode over my search history... i use it to spell check

indeed. i was using the familiar instead of the proper. i stand corrected.

btw-- i knew that was going to happen. you should see me fumble around with gender neutrality.

throw some shade on that rona yo

sourcing memes is a true measure of one's intellect-- confucius

double halo

crushed to dust with a mortar and pestual

after he kissed his sister?

I like fruit cakes

let's not politicize fruit cakes

shall we exchange recipes?

maybe we could politicize a vanilla pudding recipe

ummmmm... like a polio vaccine or are you too young?

i so tire of the misuse of the word quarantine

i am pretty sure spy gate was universally debunked

get a real life yo

thank you for outsourcing

friendship is the new normal?

is that a cocktail?

no comment

kiss me from a social distance

most jobs blow

i had a rupture dream

caw three!!

the package would not be enough

fire pit included?

if a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner

philosophy-ing again?

my bad... i mistook cannibals for can·na·bis

got a couple pennies and some butane... can you get an ar?

asking for a friend who is preparing for dystopia

i'll bring my own lipstick/no emojis required

undercroft is one of my favourite words

stay the course, fight the good fight and take all prisoners under your caring arms... u smashin' it.

i wish i could keep up with your memes

i've never had a boner in my life... have you? LOL.. and i rarely use CAPS

i beg to differ but we are still friends

my brain is rotting

drag the rag

can't we all just stfu?

too thick

doppler effect

i need a hug... it's been too long

is that the city or is it the metropolitan area? In 2016, the nine counties of the Chicago metropolitan area accounted for 77.3% of the state's total wages, with the remaining 93 counties at 22.7%.--fact checking headlines is so much more efficient.

the article had too many words in it so i didn't read it

i think they we’re just idiots... was douche bag even a word way back then?

plus you would look so sexy with a whet stone strapped to your ass

sorry bro... cool aid is spelled with a CAP K... command C and command V are just merely ways of distinguishing dicks

 i'll take my knee on both

well gollie gosh-- data mine my butt, and cherry pick my dingleberries

whuddap my niggas.... said no (know) one

Dear Abby-- Have You Ever Had Sex With Your Naval?-- asking for a friend

stoopid is what stoopid does said one troll to another

is this your cousin?

so now all of a sudden i am not considered a we?

you misspelled damn... your last post was most likely irrelevant... please use gender neutrality... don't slip into the ocean

 if i could spell emoji i would

iwhat the fuck are you talking about? all caps and redundancy don't make you literate.

oopsie... didn't spell check that one. i'm just a keyboard warrior missing a couple of digits

is that metric or arabic?

indeed... i have perfected the art of typing out of my ass

how many consonants are there in duh?

branding has been around as long as cows

 love you despite your trumptardiness

i can't hear you with your head so far up your ass

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