lock down byproducts-- a month or so of facebook comments as follows
i figured we could do white face, some prosthetics and a little movie magic
all of sudden the pizza parlor is a hookah lounge
my lifestyle brand is all about acting shoes... sorry my third choice is vodka
we're all paying the bills bubblehead
death is the only liberty until you die-- confucius
i knew that 5g shit was organic all along
yuppir... mine is yuge, which i guess is a lie in lexitrump. i think i just made up a new word
i can do that... for god and country
get me off this crazy thing
haha... don't make me respond with a regurgitated meme
algorithms are not very arithmetic
apparently not... i get a lot of that "attachment not available" shit
damn homie... no wonder you have never spawned... what's it been? a week?
nfs
ima take a knee on this one-- kaepernick
i always mistake the microwave for the bread box
i thought we were all zooming
no offense intended... i have started a practice of push back against false narratives. be careful... the false narrative can be most convincing... that is all. perhaps a browse through some russian-backed youtube channels would assist us in defending ourselves.
i think it's time to exit the planet... i just don't think i would like the company of bezos or musk... maybe branson
coolest orchestra pit ever
i had to watch this like 27 times before i got the wtf outta my head
is not repugnant in the eye of the beholder?
not at all. i find the misinterpretation of it repugnant.
ok so i have to some eat some crow... i failed to properly research my claims, sort of. this photo is certainly not a battle ship or a frigate, which was my initial reaction. the jaraman, the ship sunk, is in fact a frigate. in my defense, a frigate is not a battleship.
I am well aware of his sentence, definitely not enough. just pointing out there are worse miscarriages of justice.
google's head is going to explode over my search history... i use it to spell check
indeed. i was using the familiar instead of the proper. i stand corrected.
btw-- i knew that was going to happen. you should see me fumble around with gender neutrality.
throw some shade on that rona yo
sourcing memes is a true measure of one's intellect-- confucius
double halo
crushed to dust with a mortar and pestual
after he kissed his sister?
I like fruit cakes
let's not politicize fruit cakes
shall we exchange recipes?
maybe we could politicize a vanilla pudding recipe
ummmmm... like a polio vaccine or are you too young?
i so tire of the misuse of the word quarantine
i am pretty sure spy gate was universally debunked
get a real life yo
thank you for outsourcing
friendship is the new normal?
is that a cocktail?
no comment
kiss me from a social distance
most jobs blow
i had a rupture dream
caw three!!
the package would not be enough
fire pit included?
if a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner
philosophy-ing again?
my bad... i mistook cannibals for can·na·bis
got a couple pennies and some butane... can you get an ar?
asking for a friend who is preparing for dystopia
i'll bring my own lipstick/no emojis required
undercroft is one of my favourite words
stay the course, fight the good fight and take all prisoners under your caring arms... u smashin' it.
i wish i could keep up with your memes
i've never had a boner in my life... have you? LOL.. and i rarely use CAPS
i beg to differ but we are still friends
my brain is rotting
drag the rag
can't we all just stfu?
too thick
doppler effect
i need a hug... it's been too long
is that the city or is it the metropolitan area? In 2016, the nine counties of the Chicago metropolitan area accounted for 77.3% of the state's total wages, with the remaining 93 counties at 22.7%.--fact checking headlines is so much more efficient.
the article had too many words in it so i didn't read it
i think they we’re just idiots... was douche bag even a word way back then?
plus you would look so sexy with a whet stone strapped to your ass
sorry bro... cool aid is spelled with a CAP K... command C and command V are just merely ways of distinguishing dicks
i'll take my knee on both
well gollie gosh-- data mine my butt, and cherry pick my dingleberries
whuddap my niggas.... said no (know) one
Dear Abby-- Have You Ever Had Sex With Your Naval?-- asking for a friend
stoopid is what stoopid does said one troll to another
is this your cousin?
so now all of a sudden i am not considered a we?
you misspelled damn... your last post was most likely irrelevant... please use gender neutrality... don't slip into the ocean
if i could spell emoji i would
iwhat the fuck are you talking about? all caps and redundancy don't make you literate.
oopsie... didn't spell check that one. i'm just a keyboard warrior missing a couple of digits
is that metric or arabic?
indeed... i have perfected the art of typing out of my ass
how many consonants are there in duh?
branding has been around as long as cows
love you despite your trumptardiness
i can't hear you with your head so far up your ass
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